Butt on ebay?

Hahaha omg, after basically everyone went to bed last night I started talking to a friend of mine from Finland. And he sure made me laugh a lot! Hahahahaha christ... I just had to save parts of the conversation and post it here hehe. To be "nice" I'll only call him L, and V is of course me.

V: i'm thinking of becoming a nurse...
V: humm
L: :)
L: not bad choise
V: cuz i need to do something.... i can't just sit here and since i'm not getting a job i might as well study
L: i was thinking become scum :D
V: hahahahah wtf xD
L: yei have been sitting here 1 year soon
L: i dont know what i want so probably i become alcoholic :D
V: xD
L: street trash
L: i know what i wanna be
L: i want be a love doctor
V: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
L: im gonna go educate my self for love doctor
V: haha wtf xD
V: so how r u gonna educate urself? XD
L: i open own store ¨people come for me with relationship problems and i will be like buy her a flowers, make him nice barbeque food¨ then im gonna charge 50euros in hour
L: for beginning ofcourse but when i got experienced i will charge 100-1000euros 1hour
L: depens who is my client
V: HAHAHAHAHAHA
L: and if some old lady come to my place and wants sex i will offet her my sex for hmm 10.000euros 1 hour
V: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
L: love doctor do all things...
L: it might work in america...
L: but i dont think it will work here :D
V: true true xD
V: maybe u could go to las vegas?
V: i'm sure u'd do great there xD
L: i want be a man whore
L: expensive one
V: hahahahahaha xD
V: how much would u charge? XD
L: first i will sell my virgin butt to someone for 1.000.000$
V: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg
V: xD
L: and after that hmm...
L: i dont know if ever have to sell myself again
L: :D
L: maybe i should put my butt on ebay
V: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
L: virgin butt start price 1.000.000
V: xD
V: oh christ xD

V: if someone told u right now, that u could have anything u wanted in the world, but just one thing
V: what would u wish for?
L: that someone love me to the end of his heart beat
V: awwww
V: that's so sweet
L: and i hope that would be a girl :D
V: hahahahahaha
L: not a dude who pay 1.000.000 for my butt
V: HAHAHAHAHA
L: what about you?
L: what would you wish?
V: i think i'd wish to have my dog back, and that he'd live with me until the day i die

L: no really if you see me now you would be so scared
V: y? XD
L: i got boxers on t-shirt, my hair is so messy, i smell like cigorets and chocolate cream and my eyes look like i have been take some drugs
V: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
L: there is no many people who has seen me like this and those who was got traumas for sure
L: i look so nolife
V: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
L: well you have to see me when i wake up after i nolife like 3days straight
V: xD
L: i am scared to go look myself in to a mirrow
L: one time i scared myself when i look
V: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
L: but it was becouse i was sleepy

Hahahaha, well... what can I say? Is there something to say? I don't think so hahahahaha. But he's a funny guy, I gotta give him that hehe.